Quick Pic: The Team Kimbo Boxing Machine
Posted by Eric Shapiro on Jan 7, 2009 at 9:41 pm ET38 Comments
Here’s that late holiday gift you’ve all been waiting for. PrimeTime Amusements has finally released a Kimbo Slice Boxing Machine, and boy does it look like a gem.
In place of my usual humorous jab, I’ll just leave all the comedic potential to you folks. You deserve it.
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wut the helll is this haha hey kimbo isnt that bad his standup seems to be ok his ground game is just horrific
His standup seems to be ok…unless he takes a straight right from a guy with pink hair, then its over.
I can’t blame the guy for taking a paycheck, “get it while the getting is good” I say.
team kimbo knockout- THROW A JAB!…i wonder if it has exclusive jared shaw freak out actions when you get the high score!……or maybe it talks when you hit it- “punch”……you hit harder than the whole city of japan lol…haha this is so dumb….petrizelli FTW!
This looks good but for realism, it should only for for 14 seconds…
LMAO!
its should only WORK*** for 14 seconds
Why can’t Kimbo get a piece of the action without you guys giving him hell? That’s just wrong man…get off him.
Whhhhaaaaatttttt???
Are u ill?
O and I just got back and I will check on that stuff tomorrow (time allowing) k
U R RIGHT MAN, GET OFF HIM
This thing is nothing compared to my Houston Alexander grappling machine.
Or my Tim Silvia action figure pants crapping action.
(insert random Fedor hand breaking machine joke)
I cannot believe no one has said this… obviously Dbiz hasn’t seen it yet… but the bag must be James Thompson’s ear…
I’m somebody! I’m really somebody!!
Of all the nights to get some sleep, I missed the Fedor joke….sigh.
The bag you hit has to be a replica of Kimbo’s furry melon!!!
i am to late, all the good jokes have been told already
I worked in an arcade for a while when i was 16 .. The kids would have loved to have a machine like this . Its flashy . gimmicky and you can whack it hard . BELIEVE IT OR NOT >> Kimbo is the perfect person to have his likeness associated with it . I actually want to see him fight again …… k-1 vs sapp . No real importance to the fight , just fun to watch
These games already exist, I saw one just this weekend, though not with Kimbo’s likeness on it.
YEA, I’M WITH U!
The problem is that I clicked on the link and got no more information about what is or what it does than the picture above gives. I’m not sure if it’s a video game or training device or whether you just stand in front of it and give it a vacuous stare while a ref talks to you. It doesn’t seem to be interactive or be able to complete a coherent sentence, although I guess the question there is does it know where the city of Japan is.
But it is on this forum that I would like to announce my exclusive line of MMA video games. They are:
Paolo Filho Cardio Fun: Guaranteed to get you within seven pounds of your weight class or your money back!!!
Fedor Emilianenko Boxing Madness: Great for learning training technique, but no guarantee that technique will stick.
James Irvin Painkiller Jubilee: Lights out for the Sandman! Pick the most effective combination of pain pills for your next fight.
Anderson Silva’s Boot to the Head (HA HA): Alright, so it’s really just Rich Franklin’s head on a stick and you get to throw uncontested knees at it until the ref stops you.
Frank Mir’s Motorcycle Mayhem: Race Frank Mir around the streets of Las Vegas. First one to crash loses.
McLovin’s McTwisty: How many effed up submission positions can you contort your body into? Test yourself against the master.
Justin Sensory Perception: Train your mind to pick up on changes in the forum’s Time/Space Continuum to be the first one to comment.
Nev-o’s Dope-a-rama: Guaranteed to lower the IQ of anyone who plays by at least 20 points.
That’s all I got for now. Maybe I’ll think of more later.
lol@ Justin Sensory Perception…
“Anderson Silva’s Boot to the Head (HA HA)”
I LOLed. For real.
u need a job in marketin sir i kno for sure i would by the mclovins mctwisty and the silva boot to the head
With the instant popularity of this game Milton Bradley has decided to enter into MMA gaming with Dana White’s scrabble. Its like normal scramble, but you only get the letters F, U, C, K.
Dean Lister’s Abu Dhabi Whining Championship?
Jesse Taylor’s Drunken Rampage?
Dean Lister’s Abu Dhabi Whine Festival: You bring the cheese, he’ll supply the whine.
Jessie Taylor’s Fashion Extravaganza: Dress your fighter in all the latest styles. All neckties come straight from Peru.
I heard that when you put $1 in to play the game, some from elite XC comes up and offers you $2 not to knock Kimbo out.
Damn, I really wish I’d thought of that one. Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
HA HA HA HA
each of these comes delivered by Kimbo himself!
is that picture to scale cuz it looks like a coffee maker to me. mayb thats wat it is a coffee maker to wake u up when the machine throws an off balanced right hand to knock u out.
I think the machine will in by submission (arm bar) in the 2nd. Kimbo’s ground game is suspect.
Oh wait… You mean Kimbo isnt fighting the machine?
It’s actually fun for like 5 mins. You put in a dollar, hit the start button, and a punching bag drops down. You hit it and it gives you a score based on how hard you hit it. It gives you 2 punches for a dollar. These things are at the bars all around my area, none with Kimbo though.
Becareful, I’ve heard these thing fall over forward if you hit them very hard…
highest ive hit was an 876, with a few steps to run at these machines i can hit over 900 easily… good way to waste some money at a bar rather than punch some dorkwad out
I’m sickened by this all. Everyone trying to keep a man down.
fr, I’m still around just hammered. let me know
I heard that Seth Petrazellis initails are the top 10 scores to beat…
KIMBO GOT SLICED