EliteXC “Heat” Advertising Push
Posted by Kris Karkoski on Sep 14, 2008 at 8:00 am ET37 Comments
EliteXC has been getting a lot of flack for not doing a better job of promoting their approaching CBS “Slice vs. Shamrock” epic, but the below advertisement should shut those critics right up….right? (Oh and for those of you thinking this is merely a clever parody crafted by some bored internet fanboy I sincerely apologize, because this is very, very real.)
So without further ado, I give you “Hits & Chicks”…


that can not be the promo for the slice vs shamrock fight it was probaly done by a 12 year old kid.. ufc better watch out
9/10 People that are fans of MMA can be a better marketing manager for this company. I would put money on it that this company will never be anything but a failure. I wouldn’t be surprised if they never turn a profit.
Um… so what was the point of that again? dont waste your time watching that people.
I really hope this isn’t real. OMG I’m embarrassed for them. EliteXC, CBS and Kimbo Slice continue to degrade mma. They have to be trying to do something this terrible. I’m by no means a supporter of these fools but it’s like a train wreck. I have to watch them go down in flames. The next show, I predict, will be worse then the first.
They need to part ways with their WWF and WWE (whatever they are) professional wrestling promotional advisors and recruit someone who knows the professional sport of MMA. Morons
yeah right on hits and chicks!
ARE YOU F*CKING SERIOUS! 1st why the hell is their boxing clips in that dumb as video? They sign a deal with golden boy too? This is why I am for a monopoly. These jerk off companies don’t know how to help this sport take a step forward, instead it takes 2 back. Cause now a casual fan see’s this freak show and thinks MMA is wrestling. Will pro elite just f*cking die already.
The ad was distributed through Showtime Sports, which also airs boxing which is why there were boxing clips spread throughout. Kind of like an ad for EliteXC “Heat” and one of their upcoming boxing events combined into one but it doesn’t make it any less awful
Thank you kris for the expalnation, on top of your game as always.
This is a really good video. Hot chicks everywhere. I especially like the shower scene in the end. They took the time to develop the plot and build the characters slowly, yet it was never boring. The only critisim that I might offer is WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT ALL ABOUT??? If I had no idea what was what and saw that, I’d still have no idea what was what. Hot chicks for sure, but what about the fighters? Are there going to be any fighters in the show? One step forward and 4 steps back… I bet Dana White is going nuts when he sees this thing. IMO, THIS is the type of thing that’s bad for the sport.
That’s just poor work….
Did you hear the words to the song. Man is that funny. Sounds like a made up song in the shower.
LOL I second Buddy’s comment!
I just watched 25 seconds of that non sense. I did not plan on waking up today and being put in a bad confused mood….but that is what happened. Good thing football is on today or my day would be f-d over that short clip of garbage.
Yeah Kouch, I had to cut it off too.
i lost brain cells watching that
Hahahahahahahaha,
Thats why the UFC kicks their a$$. Do you really need tits to sell MMA?
seriously? well… what can you say about that.
Big mountain of steaming stinking horse sh1t comes to mind.
It really is amazing. Dana and Ferttita must really be losing sleep over this Shamrock Kimbo pantomime.
Timcat,
Tits can sell me into bankruptcy…..but you have to present them free of men and Kimbo the black sasquatch.
I wasted 1 minute on that…
Wtf how the hell is that going to help anything! that maybe the stupidest advertisement ever
Also I can understand why the UFC don’t want to be associated with other promotions when they are putting out b0llocks like this.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ….WTF?
Thats it ? REALLLLY…………WOW
We could do better than this guys , how much did they get paid ???
Its like everyone just sits around for a few months and then at the last minute someone shouts”Sh!t ,we need a comercial “.”Here ,lets just do this and hope for the best “
i mean yeah the girls are fit and i love to see half naked girls walking round but the thing is u hardley see the ring girls when ur watching in on TV so its very miss leading plus elite is cage fighting not in a ring so why show knockouts that were done inside a ring?? elite who ever made this needs sacking
*facepalm*
I just watched the video all the way through and cannot stop laughing this time. This morning it pissed me off and now it is funny. Elite is f-ing great. They make my emotions tingle. I don’t want Elite to fail anymore. I know they are destine too but they are starting to get really entertaining with their whacky ideas and perverted promotions.
C’mon guys Shamrock/Kimbo!!!! That is almost as good as Pacquio/De La Hoya!!!
Woe is me… my poor ole’ Dolphins…
atleast the chicks were decent. wish i could say the same for the hits
That was 25 seconds of my life that I’ll never get back. Thanks, EliteXC….appreciate it.
LMAO…..
What the hell was that??? I liked the girls though…but other than that it was crap!
What a joke. Let the fights draw people. Market your fighters, other than Kimbo and Carano. This is why mainstream America can’t embrace MMA.
lemmie just say afta a long sleepless night that is not wat i need to see b4 i go to sleep. that video was so bad id rather watch battlefield earth or some other equally crappy movie. u kno b4 i thought ken would get killed and didnt care who won as long as one of them got hurt badly now i want ken to break several of kimbos bones. between his disgracful mma game and the way elite promotes him as the next big thing i cant stand him. o and EAs pathetic attempt to replace fight night and his stupid commercial for it. “id call her zumunda the female kimbo” god i hate kimbo!!!
Wow! That was…..awful.
You guys are CRAZY! Elite IS GREAT!